The Twins: "Daddy, can we have cookies for breakfast?"

Me: "Sure!"

The Kids: "YAYYY!"

Me: "With milk?"

Roman: "Yeah, and, Mommy is at work, so she can't say no."

Me: "Wait - Mommy already said no?"

Roman: "Yeah, but she's at work. Sooo..."

Me: "And you are bragging about this? NO COOKIE FOR YOU!"