Monday, November 15, 2010

Shut up and Drive


Me- "Do you guys know where we are going today? We'll be visiting lots of friends. First, we're going to see-"
R-(interrupting) "Um, Daddy?"
Me - "Yes?"
R - "Less talky. More drivey."

Friday, October 15, 2010

R - "I don't know where mommy is, Boogs. Do you?"

B - "I don't know." - voice gets raspy - "Only The Shadow knows..."

Tuesday, October 12, 2010


"I'm nommin' the PIGGIES out of these noodles!"
Boogie, commenting on the gustatory deliciousness of her afternoon repast.

Sunday, August 15, 2010


Upon seeing a white-haired octogenarian in a gold lamé jacket and cat eye glasses, Boogie squeals -with her hands over her mouth - "LADY GAGA! LADY GAGA! OH. MY. GOSH."
The lady cackles and says "I wish I looked that good, cookie."




B: "I don't think the chickens like me. Why don't they like me? I'm a princess!"




Me: "Um... why are you guys naked?"
B: "A warthog eat our swimsuits. We can't find them. That's why."
Me: "A warthog ATE your swimsuit." It must be hot, if the grammar was the only thing I could find wrong with that story.