Thursday, June 20, 2013

Deuce Bigalow

B:"Dad, I'm feelin' MUCH better now."
Me:"Oh yeah? That's good, baby."
B:"Yeah, I just dropped one big dookie. It was THIS (holds hands about 2 feet apart) big. It was all coiled like a python, ready to STRIKE!"


Me:"Ew, dude. You should have stopped at 'dookie.'"

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