Gaius frenemy Rowan is over for a playdate, and this
conversation just happened:
Rowan: “Otay, I’m gonna teach you how to do ballet.”
Gaius:” I know how to ballet.”
Rowan:”IIII went to school. And I FINISHED. So I should
teach you.”
Gaius:”Do you know how to ballet FIGHT?!”
Rowan: (matter-of-factly)”Yep. I’m going to pick someone to
ballet fight me. Eeny meeny miney mo…Daius! You ballet fight me.”
Gaius: (going immediately into a Mario/Link-style spin
attack) “AAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!!!”
Rowan:”NO! Not like that. I know a special Chinese style.”
Gaius:”But we didn’t have Chinese yet. I like Chinese. Do
you like Chinese?”
Rowan:”I LOOOOVE Chinese!”
And they collapse onto the floor in a fit of giggles.
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