B: (singing) "Old Mac Donald had a farm -"
R: (interrupting) "andonthatfarm he had some GUYYYS... GEE EYE GEE EYE JOOOOE!"
B: (Cracking up) "And Cobra Commanderrrrrr..."
R:"That doesn't rhyme."
B:(Still cracking up) It's ALLITERATION!"
Me: "Please don't sing that in front of your mother. She's gonna think I'm warping your fragile little minds with Saturday morning cartoons."