Hey! Motherfuckers at the USDA - a can of V8 Fusion juice is
NOT a serving of fruits and vegetables. Neither is a can of fucking
SpaghettiOs. Food is food, you eat what you can to survive, blah blah fucking
blah, but don't allow companies to package Grade A bullshit and try to pass it
off as nutritious. An APPLE is a serving of fruit. 15 grapes equal a serving of
fruit. A cup of greens is a serving of vegetables. A can of V8Fusion, however,
is just a can of fucking juice. It's sugar wrapped in a sweet little lie,
bitches. And I'm not even going to delve into the SpaghettiOs conspiracy. Eat your vegetables.
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