Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Home Alone 12

B:"Daddy, you need to go to the store and get eggs for me."
Me:"and what-leave you guys home alone?"
(simultaneously) B:"YES!" R:"NOOO!"
Me:"Curious. Why "NO", Roman?"
R:"Because, if you go, and we are here alone, we will do sneaky stuff."
B:"NUH-UH! I would just lay in my bed and be asleep."
R:"No, you said you would make pancakes. We would cook stuff. And paint. Maybe the house. And make coffee. And play Wii."
Me:"Wait- you've discussed this? And made PLANS?!"
(simultaneously) B:"NOOO!" R:"YES!"
Gaius:"You guys in twubble."

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