When my son was 4, we went to the department store; His stuffed monkey, George, in tow. Whilst waiting to check out, the boy wandered to a near by aisle. Suddenly he yelled out at the top of his voice, "DAD!!! George needs these!" I turned to look and saw him holding an industrial sized box of Trojans. I just about pissed myself.
Hilarious! Sam is learning to read, and the other day we were driving down auto row and he started trying to sound out one of the names... "vul... vulva..." AGH! "Volvo, volVO" I said frantically.
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ReplyDeleteWhen my son was 4, we went to the department store; His stuffed monkey, George, in tow. Whilst waiting to check out, the boy wandered to a near by aisle. Suddenly he yelled out at the top of his voice, "DAD!!! George needs these!" I turned to look and saw him holding an industrial sized box of Trojans. I just about pissed myself.
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ReplyDeleteHilarious! Sam is learning to read, and the other day we were driving down auto row and he started trying to sound out one of the names... "vul... vulva..." AGH! "Volvo, volVO" I said frantically.
ReplyDeleteVulva. Heh.
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