Argument on who misses mommy more:

B - "Where's mommy?"

R - "She went to work. On a unicorn."

B - *giggles* "I miss her. I want hugs and smooches."

R - "Me too, but I GOT hugs and smooches. You need to wake up."

B - " I miss her SOOOO much my tummy hurts."

R - "I miss her so much I throwed up. Twice. In my shoe."

Giggling commences.