B: "Is it delicious?"

R: "Delicious as CANDY!"

Me: "Candy is NOT delicious. It's flavorful for awhile, but then it starts to taste like poop. Because that's what it is. It's made of bug poop. Like makeup."

R:"No it's not."

Me:"Yes it is."

R: "Fine then - let's watch how candy is made on How It's Made on Netflix and I'll shows you."

Curses!