B: "Is it delicious?"
R: "Delicious as CANDY!"
Me: "Candy is NOT delicious. It's flavorful for awhile, but then it starts to taste like poop. Because that's what it is. It's made of bug poop. Like makeup."
R:"No it's not."
Me:"Yes it is."
R: "Fine then - let's watch how candy is made on How It's Made on Netflix and I'll shows you."