Saturday, January 7, 2012

2 to beam up, Mr. Scott.

Anyone else have that math/physics/logic nipple problem where you look down at your shirt and see that, because of the cold, your erect nipples create a crease directly between those 2 points and so, understanding Euclidean distance, you know that this crease is the shortest distance, but then, your REAL science brain (Star Trek) kicks in, and you remember spatial warp physics which state that the shortest distance between 2 points is to bring those points together, and so you have to explain to your wife why you are trying to get your nipples to touch each other, and she walks away muttering something about what our poor children have to deal with? Yeah, hate that.

2 comments:

  1. OMG.....that was the most hilarious thing I've read in a VERY long time!!!! Thanx....now I'm stuck with the mental image of this stuck in my brain! When I laugh out loud for no reason that anyone can guess...I will tell them to blame YOU directly!

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