Me: "you guys want apples or plums?"

B:"Ummm...apple. No, plum."

R:"Are you an evil witch?"

Me:"...um...no."

B:"Good idea Roman!"

R:"Okay, apple then."

B:"Yeah, apple."

Me:"You guys know if I WAS an evil witch, I wouldn't tell you I'm an evil witch, right?"

R:*look of intense thought*

B:"Okay, then Apple JUICE. And you drink some too."