Bred for Its Skills in Magic

G:"Guess what I am, Dad. I'm a TINKA!!!"

Me:"Dude - you gotta give me a second to guess. And I already knew you were a stinker."

G:"No, a TINKAAAAA."

Me:"So, what's a "Tinka"?"

G:"Me."

Me:"No, I get THAT. I mean, What is a "Tinka"?"

G:"A Tinka ith me. Itth half tiguh, half eagle, half bunny, half lavaaa - *pauses to flex muscles* - an' ONE THOUTHAND PERTHENT AWETHUM."

Me:"Well, of course. You'd need at LEAST that many halves to contain that much awesome. It goes without saying."