The kids were playing in their room when I peeked in and
overheard THIS:
R:"How do you make it so real?"
B:"First, I do this (hunches her shoulders) then this
(causes
shoulders to shiver) and this (makes lower lip start to
quiver
and tears well up in her eyes ON CUE ) and that's it."
R:"It's so GOOD!"
B:(flourishes and giggles)
Me:(Leaning against the doorframe)"REEEALLYYY..."
B:(jumps, startled, turns all doe-eyed, lower lip starts
quivering)
Me:"Yeah- I just watched you teach your brother how to
fake cry. No way in HELL I'm falling for it now."
That girl has mad skills. Now I just need to figure out how
to channel her powers for the cause of good...