Shut up and Drive

Me- "Do you guys know where we are going today? We'll be visiting lots of friends. First, we're going to see-"

R-(interrupting) "Um, Daddy?"

Me - "Yes?"

R - "Less talky. More drivey."

R - "I don't know where mommy is, Boogs. Do you?"

B - "I don't know." - voice gets raspy - "Only The Shadow knows..."

"I'm nommin' the PIGGIES out of these noodles!"

Boogie, commenting on the gustatory deliciousness of her afternoon repast.

Upon seeing a white-haired octogenarian in a gold lamé jacket and cat eye glasses, Boogie squeals -with her hands over her mouth - "LADY GAGA! LADY GAGA! OH. MY. GOSH."

The lady cackles and says "I wish I looked that good, cookie."

B: "I don't think the chickens like me. Why don't they like me? I'm a princess!"

Me: "Um... why are you guys naked?"

B: "A warthog eat our swimsuits. We can't find them. That's why."

Me: "A warthog ATE your swimsuit." It must be hot, if the grammar was the only thing I could find wrong with that story.