On vasectomies - it doesn't fucking hurt, motherfuckers. And
it hurts one one millionth the amount of pain a woman endures when she
undergoes a hysterectomy, or a tubal ligation. "But how would you know?
You've never had a hysterectomy, or a tubal..." BECAUSE I'VE HAD A
VASECTOMY, JACKASS. IT DOESN'T FUCKING HURT.
I even got to watch the whole procedure. They offered to let me take the
two little pink bucatini-looking bits home and everything. There's a pinch, and a day or 2 of discomfort, where you are encouraged to lie around with a sack of
peas on your nuts. You get a little downtime, some sympathy, and you're a
fucking HERO for not making her go through all that shit. Might even get some
victory head. Who knows?
So if you're looking for a good, effective solution to not
having any(more) children, get that shit done, and quit being a whiny fuckhead.
P.S. Also, if you're in a safe relationship, you don't have
to wear a rubber anymore. Which means SHE has to go cleanup.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ahem...
